Tamil Humor

As the coffee shop owner stepped outside, he noticed the tail end of a procession. He saw people carrying a coffin. Trailing the first coffin was a second one. Behind the second coffin, a man walked a black dog. Following him were about 200 people, all in a single file. Overwhelmed by curiosity, the shop owner approached the man with the black dog and asked, "Excuse me, sir. I've never seen 200 people in a procession like this before. Whose funeral is it?"

The man replied, "The first coffin contains my wife. My dog bit and killed her."

"And the second coffin?" the shop owner inquired.

"That's my mother-in-law's. When she tried to help my wife, the dog attacked and killed her as well."

After a moment's thought, the coffee shop owner asked, "Could I borrow your dog for a few days?"

The man responded, "Please join the end of the line."